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Nobody\u2019s life was squeezed out of them in the pursuit of this year\u2019s \u2018gotta-have-it\u2019 electronic item, this month\u2019s \u201ccan\u2019t-live-without-it\u201d plush toy, or the decade\u2019s only \u201cshoes-to-die-for.\u201d Perhaps some dignity was lost, but gratefully, not a life.<br \/>\nThere was, however, reported shoving, jostling, bumping and pushing at malls and shopping outlets around the country as people queued up to purchase the PERFECT GIFTS that recipients will enjoy for several minutes before pushing them to the bottom of their sock drawers or exiling them to that special storage place in the garage.<br \/>\nDOOT \u2013DOOT &#8211; DOOT \u2013 DOOT &#8211; DOOT<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Newsflash<\/span><br \/>\nPolice say a Wal-mart store in California was closed for several hours before dawn after some Black Friday shoppers began fighting over bargain merchandise. 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